Wednesday, August 04, 2004

This is why I snore!

My excuse for snoring

In the days of the "Neanderthal man" (Homo-Neanderthalensis) during the Pleistocene age near the western side Germany close to the present Düsseldorf, along with the Cro-Magnon from the Southern part of France during the Paleolithic era, people lived entirely in caves during a period of time when vicious animals roamed the territories and valleys of the undeveloped earth looking for food.

Snoring was considered a means of protection for women and children.

Saber-tooth Tigers and other animals would not enter a cave in which loud snoring was heard. It was the unknown from the loud rasp sounds that kept them out.

Consider this:

If a field mouse was rustling in the leaves on the ground where you were camping in the uninhabited dark forests (somewhere in the world) your mind may become filled with some illusionary fright and you would consider something worse during the darken night. Possibly your thinking could be that a bear or a horrible creature that was outside your campsite.

Same theory:

What animal would attempt getting injured by the unknown noise except for the “modern man” or woman on psychiatric drugs?

Quit bitching:

Just because we have modern electronic for surveillance, 911, cellular telephones and street lights, guns, matches and flashlights doesn't mean that men do not have a purpose for snoring.

Human-Spirit


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